My cat Felix (yes, named after the notorious Felix the cat) is a devious, scheming fur-ball.. He loves the outdoors. In fact he lives for the moment he can get out of the house. If he had his way, he’d be out all day and come back only to eat…*if* he feels like it. We (and when I say 'we', I mean us ununderstanding, mean, horrible, cruel humans that Felix is forced to live with..) have managed to restrict his outings to twice a day. I have no idea how it happened but it happened. This wasn’t always the case though...
Something you should know about Felix is that he has a voice like a foghorn. So you really can't ignore him when he wants out. The only way to shut him up is to either shove him into a room, (which only muffles the meows and makes us feel like jerks) or give in and let him out.
There have been times though, when we decided enough is enough! That little devil is not going to bully us anymore! No matter how much he pleads and coaxes and demands, we are NOT giving in! He'll simply have to realize his efforts are futile.
Now, we live on the second floor of an apartment building. Felix can sense one of us coming as soon as we start climbing the stairs. He positions himself strategically so as not to alert anyone in the house of his intentions. You unlock the door and step inside. You feel something silent and vaguely orange whizzing by your legs. All you hear is the tinkle of a bell very similar to those on our cat collars. You look up and find yourself on the receiving end of our glares.. "You let Felix out!? How could you?! All that work..."
Something you should know about Felix is that he has a voice like a foghorn. So you really can't ignore him when he wants out. The only way to shut him up is to either shove him into a room, (which only muffles the meows and makes us feel like jerks) or give in and let him out.
There have been times though, when we decided enough is enough! That little devil is not going to bully us anymore! No matter how much he pleads and coaxes and demands, we are NOT giving in! He'll simply have to realize his efforts are futile.
Now, we live on the second floor of an apartment building. Felix can sense one of us coming as soon as we start climbing the stairs. He positions himself strategically so as not to alert anyone in the house of his intentions. You unlock the door and step inside. You feel something silent and vaguely orange whizzing by your legs. All you hear is the tinkle of a bell very similar to those on our cat collars. You look up and find yourself on the receiving end of our glares.. "You let Felix out!? How could you?! All that work..."
Since those times we have learned. We don’t open the door without a good amount of caution. If anyone rings the bell, we open the door only a crack and see to them. Yes, we have come to some kind of status quo with his majesty Felix so long as he gets his twice-a-day trip to the outside... without any sort of time limit of course...
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so the next time i visit, i'll come with a fishing net...and fish...and one of my dogs...the squirrel-murdering,pigeon decapitating one...
i assure you, this orange blur that sounds like a foghorn will be of no further problem!
so when shud i come? ;0
:wub:
:grumble: Noisy stupid cat :grumble: Everytime I call you he's making noise and you pay attention to him :grumble:
:P
Mayb Mr. Felix goes out to chase mice. Mayb u can get a nice cute lil mouse for him to chase around the house.
Wonder if u've seen that T & J in which Tom's scared twin sibling comes to visit Tom. So you can get hold of jerry, felix will be a good cat and play Tom. Lucky will probably be seen standing on the TV or clinging to ceiling, shit scared of the poo lil mouse. That will be a funny sight :-)
as a child my mother potty trained me.... as a teenager, my dear friend malar has succesfully managed to kitty train me........ i am now completely immune to the 'foghorn' voice of felix and i'm also sensitive to his unauthorised exit from hte house; to the extent i have caught him by the neck while he was trying to escape the claustrophobia of a spacious 4bhk flat... so for those who are new to malar do start preparing yourself in advance if u ever plan to visit her at her house.....
hey wat abt poor lucky.. the cat who cantstop eating... i think shs feeling left out
hehe.. i think felix has given up on me.. dat guy doesnt even bother askin me anymore... sheesh... he looks so cute in dat pic... like such an innocent lil thing... guess only a few know wat lies beneath... (me being one of the few)
i love ur cat
i kove both of them
awwwwwwww i want one!
vitthal is an unfainthful bitch! actually tom cat.
he used to come up the tree but now that thats gone, cant he just use the stairs!!!!!?
jeez!
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